my life and times

Friday, October 29, 2004

abominable snowman baseball

ADVERTISE HERE FOR AS LITTLE AS $20 A WEEK




after my last posting about the redsox winning the world series someone emailed me a link to the most bizarre website ive seen in a while. click here for yeti/penguin baseball You area yeti thats at the bottom of a hill and when you click the mouse a penguin drops down and you gotta swing in time to hit him down the field and see how far you can get. WARNING not appropriate for animal rights activist.My record is 308.5 feet. Disclaimer no actual fictional yetis or real pengiuns were harmed during the course of this online game :-)

Thursday, October 28, 2004

from cursed to first!



I was checking the sports pages today and saw that the Boston red sox won the world series!Yes you read that right.Boston won the world series.That has to be the first sign of the apocalypse.


As long as the Cubs continue to screw up at the end of every season like they have been since 1908 the world will not spin off its axis and crash into the sun so dont even worry about that.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

another birthday came and went




Yesterday was my birthday(yay me!!) and it was an ok birthday. I got a few things that I wanted and my family took me out to eat at RULLI's and italian all you can eat buffet.Word of advise never go to an itiallian all you can eat buffet when you are starving I ate waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much food last night I can see now why god made gluttony one of the 7 deadly sins.Do you all rember that scene in alien where that guy was eating lunch and all of the sudden he fell to the ground grabbing his stomach and the baby alien burst out of his stomach and ran out of the room?Well I now officialy know exactly what he feels like

Sunday, October 24, 2004

How bad do the bears suck? Let me count the ways





I just got done watching the chicago bears lose the 6th game out of 7 today and they did it by making high school level mistakes throughout the game.There was one very lousy pass interference call that would have given the bears an interception instead it ended up being a tampa bay first down due to the horrible call.But even without the call they would have gotten thier butts kicked i think its way past time we fired lovey smith oh and also maybe possibly get a quarterback if thats not to much trouble or anything.Some rich guy out there needs to do a hostile buyout of the bears from the hallass' thier father knew how to run a football team but none of his offspring do

Friday, October 22, 2004

new word added to the english language




A friend of the family Todd Mendez just invinted a new word in the english language "Overcargonated" its what happens to you when you fill every one of your cargo pants pockets so full of stuff you cant fit even one more object in them and it weighs you down so much you have trouble moving


Wednesday, October 20, 2004

post the second

I was reading on the internet the other day where there was a traffic jam in Los Angeles that was so backed up a woman went into labor before they could get all the cars moving again.Man I hope she was pregnant first.I know how bad it must suck to go into labor when you are pregnant but to be sitting in traffic and all of a sudden just go into labor if you arent would suck twice as bad I would imagine.The online newspaper I was reading didnt say rather or not she was or was'nt pregnant at the time I'll have to email them later and ask about that

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

my first post on my first blog

Well this is my little weblog on the www welcome to all brave souls that look upon it and oh yeah abandon all hope ye who enter here. :-) This blog wil lbe a little insight into my mind and what makes me tick now for some random observations of mine.

*regardless of how much peer pressure you get from your "friends " its never a good idea if you ever find yourself in jamaica to drop a hit of acid and eat two pieces of ganga and shroom cake it tends to make you strip off all your clothes and run through the streets at midnight singing peter gabriels shock the monkey at the top of your lungs while pouring butterscotch all over yourself plus the cops there tend to fill thier nightsticks with lead ballbearings and it stings really really bad when they beat you

*This election for president is a contest between tweedle dum and tweetle dummer and michael badnarik the libertarian candidate not that im biased mind you . :-)

*I'm bart simpson in a Fred Flinstone world.

*When I first wake up every morning i feel like a purple smurf thats been puking green bile on the grey steps of the whitehouse.

thats all I got for today tune in next time for more from me.Same bat time same bat channel